
Stop! Halte! Arret! Someone just a little more badass than me needs to quit what they're doing IMMEDIATELY and buy these crazy amazing shoes. They are a size 7.5, and they are a bargain to boot!

I nearly snapped them up merely on principle when I came across them the other night. I mean, I've never seen anything lime 'em in my life AND they're vintage! But I have decided not to be a greedy hoarder for once, and instead share the insane, zippery wealth.