NOT that I'm looking to get hitched anytime soon, BUT--wouldn't this make the absofrickinlutely barfoutloudliest adorable engagement ring eeevvveeerrr??? Sweet Jebus, HOW COULD YOU SAY NO??? Dior clearly had no idea what kind of matrimonial pony they were unleashing from the proverbial stable here (or DID THEY?!?). This ring should be guarded like some sort of highly sensitive national secret. God forbid it should fall into the wrong hands...
