Feelin' Superfine

Yesterday, Jazz Owl and I braved the guerilla war zone that is popularly known as the last day of the Barney's Co-op Warehouse sale. With thirty dollars in my pocket, and not a cent more available too spend, I was leery of what I could accomplish. It was, of course, a madhouse, and though I was too busy fighting off bitches tryin' to get at my Catherine Holstein babydoll dress (which, sadly, I did not actually purchase. To the girl with the brown Stam bag, sorry for the Indian burn. Also, can I have your bag?), I did manage to snap some photos of the madness which I'll share with you ASAP. I also managed to make a small score of my own.


I found these Superfine Blondie jeans, which will run you somewheres in the neighborhood of $300.00 with tax for, drumroll please.........$17.25! They are the tightest damn things ever, and bordering on ridiculously short, but god damn they have zippers! All I have to do is sleep in them for a few days (weeks?) and I'm sure they'll mold to my body...or grow into it, but this is a risk I'm prepared to take. Although I could not find any concrete prof, I like to think they are the same pair that grace Kate Moss' body here:


From what I understand, Miss Moss owns every style of Superfines ever created, or some mumbo jumbo to that effect, so it's not only plausible, it's likely! At any rate, a girl can dream about wearing the same jeans as Kate Moss, perhaps even on the same day, can't she?